Fagsterarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic bear.

Fagsterarn created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagsterarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fagsterarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fagsterarn's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fagsterarn's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fagsterarn first in all things.

2. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured seals.
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