Doggiddid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow narwhal.

Doggiddid created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Doggiddid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Doggiddid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Doggiddid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Doggiddid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away if three otters approach from the south.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. You must love Doggiddid.

5. Fast once a month.