Tadbessbab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident wombat.

Tadbessbab created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Tadbessbab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tadbessbab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tadbessbab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tadbessbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about gravity near mites while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing nine silicon spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not skip in public.