Damtignig Farbonflat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil wombat.

Damtignig Farbonflat created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Damtignig Farbonflat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Damtignig Farbonflat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Damtignig Farbonflat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Damtignig Farbonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Always obey Damtignig Farbonflat's priests.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never think about dark matter near whales while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine copper spheres on your legs.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Damtignig Farbonflat on top of important buildings.
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