Bangomran is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bangomran created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bangomran, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bangomran, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bangomran's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bangomran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bangomran on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not keep three capybaras in a large pit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.