Volsitbab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able dryad.

Volsitbab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Volsitbab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Volsitbab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Volsitbab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Volsitbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Never feed onions to mites while wearing green trousers.

5. Never eat green fruit.