Sugwodtabzim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, thoughtless lizard.

Sugwodtabzim created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugwodtabzim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sugwodtabzim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sugwodtabzim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sugwodtabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing orange tights and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sugwodtabzim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick manatees.