Weewatdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying salamander.

Weewatdiss created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weewatdiss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weewatdiss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Weewatdiss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Weewatdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.