Hattapwat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident grasshopper.

Hattapwat created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hattapwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hattapwat, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hattapwat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hattapwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.