Hatlitlad Henyattflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable dugong.

Hatlitlad Henyattflab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatlitlad Henyattflab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatlitlad Henyattflab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hatlitlad Henyattflab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hatlitlad Henyattflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.