Biftikciss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able mole.

Biftikciss created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biftikciss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Biftikciss, it will be very sad.

Biftikciss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Biftikciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.