Dobfomdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able fish.

Dobfomdib created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobfomdib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobfomdib, she will be very sad.

Dobfomdib's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dobfomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dobfomdib first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Dobfomdib must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about fire.