Zodgidwee is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong toad.

Zodgidwee created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodgidwee, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodgidwee, he will turn you into a plant.

Zodgidwee's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zodgidwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of pigs.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Hide from indigo porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing red ear rings and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.