Pibnarvab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong mole.

Pibnarvab created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibnarvab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibnarvab, he will turn you into a snail.

Pibnarvab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pibnarvab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pibnarvab.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never chant near rats.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Pibnarvab in the centre of the settlement.