Fobragspag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid cat.

Fobragspag created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobragspag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fobragspag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fobragspag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fobragspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from black monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.