Dussguplop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient weasel.

Dussguplop created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussguplop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dussguplop, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dussguplop's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dussguplop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.