Danlarpcedwanbatmab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage jaguar.

Danlarpcedwanbatmab created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Danlarpcedwanbatmab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Danlarpcedwanbatmab, she will laugh at you.

Danlarpcedwanbatmab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Danlarpcedwanbatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from turquoise mice for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.