Cunwodcab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent bat.

Cunwodcab created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunwodcab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cunwodcab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cunwodcab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cunwodcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.