Armhasbot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent parrot.

Armhasbot created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Armhasbot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Armhasbot, he will not care at all.

Armhasbot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Armhasbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.