Stragpanmit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent seal.

Stragpanmit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Stragpanmit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragpanmit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stragpanmit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stragpanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Stragpanmit loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.