Babyamcim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Babyamcim created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Babyamcim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babyamcim, she will turn you into a puffin.

Babyamcim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Babyamcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing purple kilts and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Do not take Babyamcim's name in vain.