Gebominbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable whale.

Gebominbep created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebominbep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebominbep, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gebominbep's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gebominbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.