Barnbombag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, prudent cow.

Barnbombag created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnbombag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnbombag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Barnbombag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Barnbombag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Barnbombag's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Barnbombag.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnbombag.