Vagnelpark Pigarppannull is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast mouse.

Vagnelpark Pigarppannull created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagnelpark Pigarppannull, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vagnelpark Pigarppannull, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vagnelpark Pigarppannull's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vagnelpark Pigarppannull's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never paint your hands yellow.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about gravity near hamsters while wearing brown boots and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.