Renbogmon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful goose.

Renbogmon created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renbogmon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renbogmon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Renbogmon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Renbogmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Renbogmon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing green scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.