Tenquim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring giraffe.

Tenquim created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenquim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenquim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tenquim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Tenquim's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tenquim in the centre of the settlement.