Pompoprull is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, quiet duck.

Pompoprull created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pompoprull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pompoprull, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pompoprull's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pompoprull's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pompoprull.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.