Sanlimbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring weasel.

Sanlimbarn created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Sanlimbarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sanlimbarn, it will not care.

Sanlimbarn's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sanlimbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six sheep approach from the north.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never play with disobedient children.