Babzak Wabgumham is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty skunk.

Babzak Wabgumham created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Babzak Wabgumham, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babzak Wabgumham, she will laugh at you.

Babzak Wabgumham's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Babzak Wabgumham's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about gravity near monkeys while wearing magenta rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.