Binwiglad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered bat.

Binwiglad created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Binwiglad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binwiglad, he will ignore you.

Binwiglad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Binwiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.