Yartdubvog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited human.

Yartdubvog created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartdubvog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yartdubvog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yartdubvog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yartdubvog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Yartdubvog on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Always stare at clouds.