Quamxenhog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty hamster.

Quamxenhog created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Quamxenhog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quamxenhog, it will come to you in dreams.

Quamxenhog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quamxenhog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear mauve kilts.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing violet coats and balancing three titanium spheres on your face.