Vegkemarp Vagbogkop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient ant.

Vegkemarp Vagbogkop created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vegkemarp Vagbogkop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vegkemarp Vagbogkop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vegkemarp Vagbogkop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vegkemarp Vagbogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not eat figs.