Badominhaparpmifkon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, astonishing warg.

Badominhaparpmifkon created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badominhaparpmifkon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Badominhaparpmifkon, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Badominhaparpmifkon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Badominhaparpmifkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured manatees.