Jatmottaddan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering lion.

Jatmottaddan created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatmottaddan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jatmottaddan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jatmottaddan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jatmottaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatmottaddan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never jump near frogs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Jatmottaddan's priests.