Lenneggarcap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic crow.

Lenneggarcap created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenneggarcap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lenneggarcap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lenneggarcap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lenneggarcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.