Jig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless coyote.

Jig created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jig, he will think nothing of it.

Jig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Do not covet oxen.