Hotfebing is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered armadillo.

Hotfebing created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfebing, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hotfebing, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hotfebing's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hotfebing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.