Podpadstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful snake.

Podpadstaf created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Podpadstaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podpadstaf, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Podpadstaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Podpadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Run away if four moths approach from the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed lots of apples to shrews while wearing cyan corsets.