Sisgid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented crane.

Sisgid created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisgid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sisgid, it will turn you into a snail.

Sisgid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sisgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Worship no other gods but Sisgid.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.