Listgepjad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able wombat.

Listgepjad created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgepjad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listgepjad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Listgepjad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Listgepjad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if three manatees approach from the west.

5. Never sing near tortoises.