Limyoghab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish badger.

Limyoghab created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limyoghab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Limyoghab, she will turn you into a goat.

Limyoghab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Limyoghab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Limyoghab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.