Pangmanxucksad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless shrew.

Pangmanxucksad created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangmanxucksad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pangmanxucksad, it will turn you into a tree.

Pangmanxucksad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pangmanxucksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of ants.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Never jump near dogs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.