Dadnullbif Pinnabfum is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong hyena.

Dadnullbif Pinnabfum created life four years ago.

If you believe in Dadnullbif Pinnabfum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadnullbif Pinnabfum, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dadnullbif Pinnabfum's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dadnullbif Pinnabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing violet dresses and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never wear shoes.