Riggignilviltetti is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, competent human.

Riggignilviltetti created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Riggignilviltetti, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Riggignilviltetti, he will make you grow a tail.

Riggignilviltetti's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Riggignilviltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not take Riggignilviltetti's name in vain.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.