Badbosskop is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent goblin.

Badbosskop created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbosskop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badbosskop, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Badbosskop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Badbosskop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never sprint in holy places.