Tarcedgutfadbutbanomt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient goose.

Tarcedgutfadbutbanomt created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarcedgutfadbutbanomt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tarcedgutfadbutbanomt, it will turn you into a snail.

Tarcedgutfadbutbanomt's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tarcedgutfadbutbanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing purple kilts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Tarcedgutfadbutbanomt must be the most important thing in your life.