Yatgovkadjab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent shark.

Yatgovkadjab created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yatgovkadjab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatgovkadjab, he will turn you into a rat.

Yatgovkadjab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yatgovkadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed oranges to sheep while wearing skirts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.