Komlungubart is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage
crow.
Komlungubart created the solar system eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komlungubart, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Komlungubart, it will turn you into a goat.
Komlungubart's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Komlungubart's Holy Commandments1. Never look at dwarf planets.
2. Do not take Komlungubart's name in vain.
3. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not eat onions.