Mottaggup is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited pigeon.

Mottaggup created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mottaggup, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mottaggup, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mottaggup's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mottaggup's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mottaggup.

2. Never wear yellow jumpers.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Do not hurt snakes.